Student of Politics

For the last six months, I have been indoctrinated into the Wonderful World of Government. Why anyone would want to have this field as their life's ambition is beyond me. Not even the graft opportunities would make it worthwhile if on the shady side. For those that just want to serve their country, there just has to be easier ways.

Lesson #1--government is run by kids. Staffers are all 20-30 year olds who do all the research, write all the statements, letters, press releases, etc., determine the schedule, and advise their boss on all the meetings they've had with his/her constituents, lobbyists, etc. This is grunt work with a lot of power!

Lesson #2--legislative offices in DC are disaster zones. They are tiny, decorated in "old", overcrowded with staffers and overcome by files. Reception areas tend to be two chairs and a desk at the crossroads of chaos. The legislators office is marked by pictures and awards but generally doesn't look too much different than the rest of the suite. Only one of the 16 offices I've been in had non-white paint.

Lesson #3--Security measures make federal buildings a little scary. Soldiers with big guns are not comforting when on the Capitol steps. Senate and House office buildings restrict entry to one door with security; lines make airport waits seem minimal.

Lesson #4--The early bird gets the worm. It is virtually impossible to undo lies and change folks minds once the opposition has had their ear. Since abstinence is the new kid on the block, we are always a few steps behind.

Lesson #5-- Every single word in legislation is important. An "and", "or", "the" or "a" can make all the difference in a sentence. Laws can be far more favorable to a company, agency or industry than they are for a constiuency or the citizenry without ever mentioning any of those. It can put restrictions on some and leave others "outside the law".

Lesson #6--There are never just two sides to every story. Money can be a great divider even of those on the "same side".

Lesson #7--The little guy loses. With all the corruption, unethical behavior, influence-peddling, lobbying in Washington, it is still the citizen who gets blamed for not voting and destroying the democratic process. It really is hard to believe you have a voice!